2010 Certified LX Honda Accord: This Accord really likes to show off on the lot. It likes to brag it's a 2010. It flaunts its miles as the other Accords. Things have gotten worse since it bought bullhorn at a garage sale in the neighborhood behind the dealer and won't stop announcing it's Certified and has a free lifetime warranty. I tried to take the bullhorn away because it's extremely annoying…

2009 Certified Accord LX-P: I was walking around the lot and this Accord tried to get my attention. I asked him what he was doing behind the Civics because he belongs in Accord row. He said the Accord LX's stashed him over there and blocked him in. I asked him why the LX's did that to him. He said the LX's have been threatening all for the past few weeks because LX-P…

2009 Certified Civic Hybrid: Finally a car I actually took in on trade! Yes, I managed to get a sale one day and the nicest lady I've met in a long time traded this one in. It came in as close to perfect as you can get. Which reminds me she even came back the next day to give me the other 2 keys and I have to go put them in the car…

2009 Certified Honda Odyssey EX-L DVD and Navigation: Oh no, not another EX-L with Navigation and Rear DVD. Not possible. Where do we get such awesome Hondas? What's our secret? I wish I had the answer for you, but I don't. I walk onto our certified Honda lot and experience utter shock and awe ever day at our newest acquisitions. It's like the dream team out there of Certified Hondas. If I…

2009 Certified Civic EX-L w/Navigation: A Certified Civic EX-L with Navigation! I couldn't be happier to see this one here. Honda didn't make a whole lot of these trim levels, so getting one is a rare treat. In fact, it's so awesome it makes all the other Civics on our pre-owned lot have to step their game up. The LX's are putting extra armor-all on their tires. The regular EX…

2009 Certified Honda Accord EX-L This car is so clean that some green pea salesman keeps leaving it in the new car lot. I've tried to have discussions with him that this car is certified and belongs on the certified lot, but he doubts me. I show him the odometer and he insists there is some mistake. I show him the window sticker that says its certified and he thinks someone screwed up. Clearly this salesman is beyond help, so we need your help. You must scoop this Certified Accord up. To make it as easy as possible we…

2011 Certified CR-Z Finally an automatic CR-Z EX! If you're reading this your eyes haven't deceived you. We've scoured Los Angeles looking for such a vehicle. Our used car manager was like Dog the Bounty Hunter on this one and he always gets his man. He even offered it a cigarette like The Dog does after he captures his guy, but this CR-Z didn't smoke. Didn't want to hear any…

2011 Certified Honda Civic LX: This Civic is so eager to be bought that at night it is performing recon missions to various driveways in Los Angeles. Testing parking spots. Talking with your neighbors. Interviewing them. Asking what sort of driver are you. If you like to fly for long trips or drive. And if you do fly do are you likely to park your Civic in covered long term parking or leave it out…

2009 Certified Honda Accord LX-P This Accord is so awesome it has its own Facebook page, Twitter account, and Los Angeles Library Card. I asked the Accord what it does in its spare time and she said she likes to chase hip food trucks, park near LAX to watch the planes touch down and visit the Griffith Observatory from time to time to reflect on the meaning of life as a Accord while overlooking the…

Looking for a 2012 Honda Fit in Los Angeles?

The Fit is a go! Diamond Honda of Glendale, CA a Los Angeles area Honda dealer is pleased to announce 18 2012 Honda Fits in stock and in shipping status as of today. The Honda Fit enables Los Angeles residents in Downtown Los Angeles, Hollywood, Pasadena and Glendale the ability to navigate the urban terrain not only style, but in out of this world functionality and…