2009 Certified Accord LX-P: I was walking around the lot and this Accord tried to get my attention. I asked him what he was doing behind the Civics because he belongs in Accord row. He said the Accord LX's stashed him over there and blocked him in. I asked him why the LX's did that to him. He said the LX's have been threatening all for the past few weeks because LX-P…

2010 Certified LX Honda Accord: This Accord really likes to show off on the lot. It likes to brag it's a 2010. It flaunts its miles as the other Accords. Things have gotten worse since it bought bullhorn at a garage sale in the neighborhood behind the dealer and won't stop announcing it's Certified and has a free lifetime warranty. I tried to take the bullhorn away because it's extremely annoying…

2009 Certified Honda Accord LX-P This Accord is so awesome it has its own Facebook page, Twitter account, and Los Angeles Library Card. I asked the Accord what it does in its spare time and she said she likes to chase hip food trucks, park near LAX to watch the planes touch down and visit the Griffith Observatory from time to time to reflect on the meaning of life as a Accord while overlooking the…