2009 Certified Honda Accord EX-L This car is so clean that some green pea salesman keeps leaving it in the new car lot. I've tried to have discussions with him that this car is certified and belongs on the certified lot, but he doubts me. I show him the odometer and he insists there is some mistake. I show him the window sticker that says its certified and he thinks someone screwed up. Clearly this salesman is beyond help, so we need your help. You must scoop this Certified Accord up. To make it as easy as possible we…

2009 Certified Accord LX-P: I was walking around the lot and this Accord tried to get my attention. I asked him what he was doing behind the Civics because he belongs in Accord row. He said the Accord LX's stashed him over there and blocked him in. I asked him why the LX's did that to him. He said the LX's have been threatening all for the past few weeks because LX-P…